What makes Shatta Wale go GAY?

Do you the Dancehall king in the whole of Ghana has any right to go gay? I think it he has more than a million reason to go gay in this world he finds himself. Every cough from Shatta makes the news and spreads as if giving ebola announcement. Hahaha!

But on a more serious note, who do you think would have being Shatta Wale’s gay partner? I guess the whole class will raise their hands and obviously the shouted answer would have being “CHARTER HOUSE”
But that is wrong? Yes, that is wrong and a big 0% with F9 accompanying it would have being your result.

Talking of gay makes me remember what one happened to this guy known as Little Johnny but please note; not to Shatta Wale.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He broke  into Little Johnny’s house to look for money and finds Little Johnny and his wife in bed.

He ordered Little Johnny out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, Little Johnny tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

Hahaha! Poor Little Johnny! Please be strong! What is gay? And who is a gay? ‘The who is a gay’ was the one Little Johnny found in his house.

Let move back to business as usual and that’s on to Shatta Wale going gay?

What is gay?  According to dictionary.com, gay is

gay

adjective, gay·er, gay·est.

1.pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one’s own sex; homosexual: agay couple.

2.of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
3.having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery,lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe. serious, grave, solemn, joyless; staid, sedate; unhappy, morose, grim; sad, depressed, melancholy.
4.bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. colorful, brilliant, vivid, intense, lustrous; glittering, theatrical,flamboyant. dull, drab, somber, lackluster; conservative.
5.Slang: Often Disparaging and Offensive. awkward, stupid, or bad; lame: This game is really gay.

So you see gay is the same as Happy and so I think it would have being prudent if the title of this post should have being what makes Shatta Wale go Happy?

And obviously it will be likes of Bola Ray paying him huge sums of money just to be on stage to perform and being on the Guinness Blackness Campaign.

I’m done and I believe I got you there. Hahaha!

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