Part Two: Mugabe’s Famous Quotes


1.Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love, meet My Sweetheart. And the two idiots will say “Boss how far?” 

2. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

3. Ladies; You know you are ugly if you walk pass Construction workers and they continue doing their Job.

4. Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running after men with cars.

5. No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists.

6. If the size of one’s testicle determines the amount of sperm he can produce, then hernia patients will own sperm banks.

7. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

8.Regardless of the size of mini skirt, it still covers the most important part of women.

9. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.


10. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

11. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY

12. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.

13. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

14. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.

15. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.

16. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty

17. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.

18. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.

19. Women with beauty and no brains, their your private parts  suffer the most.

20. Even Satan wasn’t gay, he approached n*ked Eve instead of n*ked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.