11 Photos that prove GTV does not Deserve TV licence fees

With raging arguments going on with respect to whether Ghanaians should pay TV license or not, these photos have really broken the camel’s back. Why pay for something like this?

1. Amakye Dede the Black Stars captain?

Who were his playing mates?

2. GTV turned gospel musician Yaw Sarpong into a wrestler:

3. Efya has a collabo with Rihanna?

And I didn’t know of it. I think I should up my music game.

4 Is the total percentage not supposed to be 100?

So who took the 1% and to where?

5. Fouls or fowls?:

Very soon, GTV will make players commit ‘goats’ in football

6. It’s Chile not ‘Chilly’:

7. So they don’t know the difference between Asamoah Gyan and Dede Ayew?

Even little kids in Ghana know the difference

8. Killed but not dead?

11 officers were killed but only four died. Isn’t that miraculous?

9. Aftermouth?

Ayi, ‘Afterteeth’.

10. Reapet paa?

No comment

11. And this:

A lot of unexplained breaks in transmission.

Sad News: Ajara Mapouka of Junka Town Fame Confirmed Dead

To begin this year on a really sad note is really bad thing. News reaching us is the fact that Ajara Mapouka of Junka Town fame has passed away.

This was how it went:

Mansa Mensa also known as Ajara Mapouka popularly known from the famous and hilarious fante movie JunkaTown the lady at the centre of controversy in the hit series is no more.
She passed away on Monday afternoon January 1st after a short ailment.
According to close source who confirmed to Boga Ali Hashim, she was complaining of minor headache and was taken to Jemima hospital at Kwesimintsim which she was then directed to Effia Nkwanta Regional hospital at Sekondi where she was later pronounced dead.
May she rest in Peace.

Kojokrom Runs on 29th December with Bene of Di Asa Fame

The maiden edition of Kojokrom’s biggest health walk has been set with plans underway for the programme to begin on the 29th of this month. All roads lead to the Methodist Park where it will all begin at exactly 5am. Bene of Di Asa fame is undoubtedly the biggest name leading the crusade as her way of saying thank you to the good people of Kojokrom whiles we all keep fit.

There are going to be free health screening and of course aerobics opposite After Waakye Restaurant. Lest I forget, we are going to be entertained by the best brass band in town. That is something we all can’t afford to miss!

Fetish Priest Kills Sakawa Boy for…

Tragedy hit Gomoa Obuasi in the Central Region on Thursday when a fetish priest shot dead a 42-year-old ‘sakawa’ man and injured two others who went to him for juju to become rich, accusing them of being armed robbers.

The deceased, Ibrahim Adam, 42, with his two friends, Kwame Justice, 28, and Thomas Donkoh, 42, all from Agona Swedru, approached the fetish priest for assistance to become rich.

However, after waiting for three months without getting rich, they tried to demand their money from the fetish priest for failing to make it happen.

The body of Ibrahim Adams has been deposited at the Agona Swedru Government Hospital Morgue for autopsy.

The other two victims, Thomas Donkor and Kwame Justice, who sustained serious injuries, have been admitted at the Agona Swedru Government Hospital.

The fetish priest, Nana Kwame aka Obuotuo has been arrested by the Agona Swedru District Police Command to assist in investigations.

Briefing DAILY GUIDE on Thursday, the Agona Swedru Divisional Crime Officer, Deputy Superintendent of Police Kennedy Adusei, said the incident happened around 1:30pm when the three stormed the suspect’s house to collect their money.

According to DSP Adusei, the victims consulted the fetish priest sometime ago to double their money and he charged them GH¢1000 which they readily paid.

The Divisional Crime Officer stated that the suspect gave them the date on which the money would start flowing.

He added that when the aggressive victims, who did not get the money at the expected time, went back to Nana Kwame to demand the GH¢1000 they had paid him, a row ensued.

He noted that the suspect got angry, picked up a gun and started shooting at them, resulting in the death of Adams with the two others getting injured.

The fetish priest claimed that he suspected they were armed robbers.

DSP Adusei said Kwame Justice reported the incident to the police and the fetish priest was arrested.

Photos: Two Ghanaian Lesbians Stupidly Tie the Knot

As the dusts on the controversial legalization of homosexuality in Ghana seems to have settled, a picture has once again resurrected the topic.

Pictures showing yet to be identified Ghanaian lesbians tying the knot has gone viral.

Unconfirmed reports suggests that the two love birds got married in a private ceremony in Holland.

One of the pictures show the ladies beautifully dressed in Ghanaian made kente while another also show the ladies dressed in their white wedding apparel.

Many have criticised the ladies for embarrassing the the nation outside the shores of Ghana.

The discussion on homosexuality became very prominent in recent times after president Akufo Addo in an interview with Al Jazeera news opined that Ghana may legalize homosexuality should there be strong demand for it.

The Confessions of these 3 Sakawa(Fraud) Boys will Make you Love GOD

I became interested in sakawa two years ago when I had nothing. No roof on my head, no food to eat and no pesewa in my account. But now I boast of $ 2 million in my account and a six-bedroom house at Kasoa in the Central Region. I’m pretty sure this is the kind of life every young man wants, but I will gladly give them up if there is a way out for me to be free again.

“Sometimes you get lucky to be instructed to just sleep with about 70 dark-skinned ladies in a month and collect their vagina fluid. But in worse scenarios, the task is inconceivable,” reveals a 34-year-old sakawa man.

While they drive in flashy vehicles and appear to enjoy life, the life of a sakawa boy, the Daily Graphic gathered, is one characterised by sorrow, pain and regrets.

For Abuda (not his real name), the pain and frustration of the sacrifice he had to perform once in five weeks had become “a permanent pain on his heart every day” because they were unimaginable.

He recalled that while eating at the Magbees Restaurant in Kasoa, two months ago, he was instructed by his spiritualist to sleep with his sister, but he refused and the consequence was that he had skin rashes all over his body for over two months.

With pain written all over his face, he took off his jacket, in which was hidden a foam soaked with fluids which came out from the sores on his back. His back was sored with multi-rashes dripping a whitish fluid — a penalty for disobeying the spiritualist.

To keep a normal body scent, he uses a strong-scented designer perfume –Juicy Couture.

Abuda’s odyssey in the world of sakawa and the demands on him that flowed effortlessly from his shaky lips were so horrifying that I declined the food and water he bought for me with the excuse that I was fasting.

Abuda is just one of the many young men who have expressed  a strong desire to quit  sakawa but are unable to do so because it will result in the loss of  their lives.

As classic music played and the quiet restaurant began to get full with an accompanying chatter of cutlery, three of Abuda’s friends joined us. Firm handshakes were exchanged but the smiles were few around the table.

Samson and George (not their real names) shared harrowing tales, including initiation rites, that involved sacrificing two babies that were a day old.

“I want to stop. I want to give all I have away and just have my peace of mind. It is tough,” George said while sipping a chilled Smirnoff ice drink.

Among the three men, the desire to quit is high but unfortunately for them, they are in the same soup as Abuda; the exit appears shut.

Even scarier is the fact that many are losing their lives for failing in their obligations towards whichever deity they have sworn allegiance to.

So far, Abuda said, three of his friends had died for failing to perform the mandatory sacrifices.

Abuda’s initiation

Narrating how he joined sakawa, Abuda said he was introduced to it by a friend five years ago.

“He was my childhood friend at Swedru in the Central Region. Kudu, as I call him, has been into sakawa for more than eight years,” he said.

According to him, his friend was “wickedly rich” with more than $ 5 million in his account.

Abuda said Kudu had three houses located at Swedru, Takoradi and Tema in the Central, Western and Greater Accra regions respectively.

Apart from poverty that pushes many people into the occult realm, Abuda was charmed by his friend’s luxurious lifestyle.

According to him, at a time that most young people struggled to rent a single room, his friend’s four-bedroom house at Swedru had a swimming pool, a gym and a wine bar that most hotels in town would envy.

Abuda said he was initially introduced to that aspect of sakawa where the Internet was used to defraud people.

“After months of series of conversation with one of my Internet clients, I managed to defraud a Ukrainian woman of $ 2,000. I realised it was not enough to live the kind of life I wanted,” he said.

Abuda said he was officially introduced to the “real sakawa where voodooism is applied”.

“What I didn’t know was the sacrifices one had to perform every five weeks,” he said.

For him to be fully initiated, Abuda said he was made to sleep in a coffin at midnight for three weeks.

Aside that, he said he was also instructed to apply a liquid potion on his body every day for three months.

“Finally, I was instructed to sleep with four girls  in a day and deliver their underwear to the spiritualist,” he said.

Asked what happened to those girls, Abuda said he wasn’t aware because “I was told not to ask questions”.

“I was also made to perform the ultimate sacrifice which I will not talk about,” he added.

Abuda said exactly four months after being initiated, he began making money.

Asked how he made $2 million, Abuda said after a sacrifice was performed, he received messages from his bankers of a substantial amount deposited into his account by unknown foreigners.

Hell on earth

Abuda said after performing the sacrifices for almost two years, he was tired because the “task keeps getting scary”.

“Today you will be instructed to do this and tomorrow you will be asked to do something unimaginable. It’s a hell on earth for me.”

Abuda said his friend who introduced him to sakawa fell ill after he failed to perform his January 2015 sacrifices.

“He has sores all over his body and a big boil in his anus. He is really suffering,” he said.

Asked what he intended to do to free himself, Abuda, who looked so confused and disturbed, said, “I do not know”.

The Confessions of these 3 Sakawa(Fraud) Boys will Make you Love GOD

I became interested in sakawa two years ago when I had nothing. No roof on my head, no food to eat and no pesewa in my account. But now I boast of $ 2 million in my account and a six-bedroom house at Kasoa in the Central Region. I’m pretty sure this is the kind of life every young man wants, but I will gladly give them up if there is a way out for me to be free again.

“Sometimes you get lucky to be instructed to just sleep with about 70 dark-skinned ladies in a month and collect their vagina fluid. But in worse scenarios, the task is inconceivable,” reveals a 34-year-old sakawa man.

While they drive in flashy vehicles and appear to enjoy life, the life of a sakawa boy, the Daily Graphic gathered, is one characterised by sorrow, pain and regrets.

For Abuda (not his real name), the pain and frustration of the sacrifice he had to perform once in five weeks had become “a permanent pain on his heart every day” because they were unimaginable.

He recalled that while eating at the Magbees Restaurant in Kasoa, two months ago, he was instructed by his spiritualist to sleep with his sister, but he refused and the consequence was that he had skin rashes all over his body for over two months.

With pain written all over his face, he took off his jacket, in which was hidden a foam soaked with fluids which came out from the sores on his back. His back was sored with multi-rashes dripping a whitish fluid — a penalty for disobeying the spiritualist.

To keep a normal body scent, he uses a strong-scented designer perfume –Juicy Couture.

Abuda’s odyssey in the world of sakawa and the demands on him that flowed effortlessly from his shaky lips were so horrifying that I declined the food and water he bought for me with the excuse that I was fasting.

Abuda is just one of the many young men who have expressed  a strong desire to quit  sakawa but are unable to do so because it will result in the loss of  their lives.

As classic music played and the quiet restaurant began to get full with an accompanying chatter of cutlery, three of Abuda’s friends joined us. Firm handshakes were exchanged but the smiles were few around the table.

Samson and George (not their real names) shared harrowing tales, including initiation rites, that involved sacrificing two babies that were a day old.

“I want to stop. I want to give all I have away and just have my peace of mind. It is tough,” George said while sipping a chilled Smirnoff ice drink.

Among the three men, the desire to quit is high but unfortunately for them, they are in the same soup as Abuda; the exit appears shut.

Even scarier is the fact that many are losing their lives for failing in their obligations towards whichever deity they have sworn allegiance to.

So far, Abuda said, three of his friends had died for failing to perform the mandatory sacrifices.

Abuda’s initiation

Narrating how he joined sakawa, Abuda said he was introduced to it by a friend five years ago.

“He was my childhood friend at Swedru in the Central Region. Kudu, as I call him, has been into sakawa for more than eight years,” he said.

According to him, his friend was “wickedly rich” with more than $ 5 million in his account.

Abuda said Kudu had three houses located at Swedru, Takoradi and Tema in the Central, Western and Greater Accra regions respectively.

Apart from poverty that pushes many people into the occult realm, Abuda was charmed by his friend’s luxurious lifestyle.

According to him, at a time that most young people struggled to rent a single room, his friend’s four-bedroom house at Swedru had a swimming pool, a gym and a wine bar that most hotels in town would envy.

Abuda said he was initially introduced to that aspect of sakawa where the Internet was used to defraud people.

“After months of series of conversation with one of my Internet clients, I managed to defraud a Ukrainian woman of $ 2,000. I realised it was not enough to live the kind of life I wanted,” he said.

Abuda said he was officially introduced to the “real sakawa where voodooism is applied”.

“What I didn’t know was the sacrifices one had to perform every five weeks,” he said.

For him to be fully initiated, Abuda said he was made to sleep in a coffin at midnight for three weeks.

Aside that, he said he was also instructed to apply a liquid potion on his body every day for three months.

“Finally, I was instructed to sleep with four girls  in a day and deliver their underwear to the spiritualist,” he said.

Asked what happened to those girls, Abuda said he wasn’t aware because “I was told not to ask questions”.

“I was also made to perform the ultimate sacrifice which I will not talk about,” he added.

Abuda said exactly four months after being initiated, he began making money.

Asked how he made $2 million, Abuda said after a sacrifice was performed, he received messages from his bankers of a substantial amount deposited into his account by unknown foreigners.

Hell on earth

Abuda said after performing the sacrifices for almost two years, he was tired because the “task keeps getting scary”.

“Today you will be instructed to do this and tomorrow you will be asked to do something unimaginable. It’s a hell on earth for me.”

Abuda said his friend who introduced him to sakawa fell ill after he failed to perform his January 2015 sacrifices.

“He has sores all over his body and a big boil in his anus. He is really suffering,” he said.

Asked what he intended to do to free himself, Abuda, who looked so confused and disturbed, said, “I do not know”.

Some Shameful act of this AKuffo-Addo Government

This Akuffo-Addo has been less than a year in office but when these shameful acts start rearing its ugly heads, it’s obvious it’s isn’t going to last long just like that of confused Mahama led government.
Let the list begin:

1. The Sacking of Mr. Salamat(La Presec)

Why sack someone when the reality on the ground is that his students were sitting on cement block and on kuffour gallons. Mr. Salamat was just transferred when the deputy minister of education was on radio saying the man was sacked for not being creative enough when it comes to providing desks to his students. What a stupid statement!

2. Posing with $1 million Cheque

When our whole president was in front of the cameras posing with a mere $1 million as a ‘gift’ from the Indian government. Is this not childish?

3. Loose talk from his Ministers

It appears most of his 110 ministers don’t know how to talk to the public and a clear examples are his deputy minister of Education and the sacked deputy minister of Agric.

4. Stupid Seizures of Cars

If there is one thing this government knows how to do with best, it has to do with the seizures of cars. Apparently everyone with a V8 needs to have his car ceased. This foolishness went on for sometime as well.

5. Closure of Offices

Another shameful act this government has really tolerated for a long time has to do with closure of government. It began with the closure of National Health Insurance offices and then just yesterday, the Tamale mayor had his office closed as well and not even a single individual was arrested.

Ghana Secondary Schools with some Fresh Guys

A look at secondary schools in Ghana with some really good looking guys. I mean with some really fresh guys. When it comes to freshness, any girl can relate.

Let the list begin;

Takoradi Technical Institute

A critical look at most of the students on campus will of course tell you, you’ve found yourself in the midst of some really good looking guys. Majority of the guys there are fresh and bold therefore can sweep away any girl with ease and not just with their sweet talks.

 Mfantsipim Senior High School

They are really  averse when it comes to academics but that doesn’t compromise on their looks. Their uniform itself has swag in it and with a little bit of freshness, the Mfantsiman girls are on standby waiting to date them.

St. John’s Secondary School

The SAINTS as they are affectionately called are also one of the schools on the list which can really boast of some fresh guys.

 Presec- Legon

These guys can also boast of their freshness as well  aside academics.

 Shama Secondary School(SHASS)

This is one school which can boast of freshness in both their males and females. I sometimes wonder whether the computerized system had been programmed in such a way that all the fresh guys and ladies find themselves there.

Shocking: Reason why 24 year old Sakawa Boy Died after Coming in Contact with Water

A young “Sakawa boy”, identified only as Collins, has died mysteriously after going against a rule not to touch water set out for him by his spiritualist. YEN.com.gh understands that Collins, 24, and some of his friends had consulted the spiritualist to make them rich and also boost their music career.

The spiritualist, according to a report by Accra-based Adom FM, granted their request, but warned that as a consequence of the ritual, they should not come in contact with water for a period of time.

The report said Collins, however, defied the rule when he jumped into a swimming pool at the Awutu Forest Grove Hostel, where he and his friends had been drinking. Collins, the report added, died instantly in the water.

The Awutu Breku District Police Commander, ASP Johnson Hessay, who reportedly confirmed the incident, said police were still investigating the matter.