DRAMA: Kenyan Millionaire to manufacture Toilet Paper with ‘ugly’ Donald Trump Image

Just a week after Donald Trump called Kenyan athletes that won in Beijing cheap “frauds and conmen”, a Kenyan-American has started manufacturing tissue papers in the US bearing Trump’s ugly image.

Businessman Gideon Munguti vowed to teach Trump a lifetime lesson although no one knew how he was planning to go by. Munguti and other Keyans are up in arms against Trump’s body-shaming derogatory remarks calling Kenyans names.

According to 26 year old Munguti, Trump belongs to the toilet because what he diarrheas verbally is more futile and can only be compared to the sewage. Speaking to politica Munguti said he and other like minded fellow will do all it takes to bring Trump and his campaigns down. “Trump deserves to wipe all shit and escort it to destination” Explained Munguti as he shrugged proudly.

Recently Kenyans from all walks of life created a twitter hashtag dubbed #someonetellTrump, to warn him to stay away from the mighty people of Kenya.

Munguti says he has another pending surprise for arrogant Trump and he’ll be unleashing it soon. We will be keen to keep you updated.

Accra High Court sets Bishop Obinim Free

The founder of the Godsway International Ministry Bishop Daniel Obinim has been acquitted and discharged by an Accra High Court in an assault case against a radio panelist at Hot FM.

According to the presiding judge Justice Iddrisu Abdulai, the evidence by the state prosecution was not credible enough to implicate the religious leader.

Two associate pastors of Obinim – Kingsley Baah and Kofi Akwetey – had been freed on charges of conspiracy to assault, unlawful entry and assault.

Bishop Obinim during the trial told the court in his evidence that he compensated the panelists of Hot FM, who were at the studio when the melee occurred.

The bishop in his evidence in chief stated that he went to the station to clarify issues on the allegations of marital infidelity which was being discussed there, but was rather assaulted and pushed out of the station.

The pastor said he never saw any crowbar at the station and did not have any physical contact with Kwame Ntim, the panelist who alleged that he (Obinim) had harmed him.

According to Starr News’ court correspondent Wilberforce Asare, the judge said the prosecution could have brought any of the people present in the studio on the said day to give a more credible account of what exactly took place.

Little Johnny Joke: Pastor’s Crazy Prayer

Little Johnny’s pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Little Johnny: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Little Johnny: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Little Johnny: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: (no reply)

Little Johnny: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

A Deeper Look Into The Life Of Mansa Musa – The Richest Human Being Who Ever Lived

When we think of the wealthiest people in the world, we most often think of the Waltons (of Wal-Mart fame), Warren Buffett, or Bill Gates. However, if you go a bit further back in history, you’ll discover that the wealth of the kings, queens, and rulers of yesteryear trumps the bank accounts of most modern day millionaires and even billionaires by a mile.

In fact, during his time, one man controlled more wealth than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and the most wealthy member of the Walton family, Sam Walton, combined. That man was Mansa Musa I. With an adjusted net worth of approximately $400 billion, Musa is without a doubt the richest man to have ever lived. So who was he? And why haven’t you heard more about him?

Emperor Mansa Musa I, also known as Musa of Mali (Mansa actually means “King of Kings”), was born in Mali, sometime in the 1280s. Mansa Musa came to be king in a rather roundabout way. His grandfather, Abu Bakr, was the brother of Sundiata Keita, the man who founded the Malian Empire. Neither Abu Bakr or his son, Faga Laye, ever took the throne, and Mansa Musa was appointed deputy ruler if the king ever went on an extended trip or pilgrimage to Mecca. He was appointed deputy under Abubakari II, who had visions of exploring the far reaches of the Atlantic Ocean.

Abubakari sent 200 boats out into the sea, ordering they not return from their voyage until they had reached the far side of the Atlantic, or until they ran out of food and water, whichever came first. Quite a long time later, one boat returned, with tales of a great whirlpool that had drowned everyone. Abubakari didn’t believe the captain’s story, so he took 2,000 boats, and appointing himself head of the expedition, set off to find the truth. As the King’s deputy, Mansa Musa became ruler in his absence. Abubakari II never returned, and Mansa Musa eventually inherited the throne.

Much of Musa’s wealth came from the production of mosques, madrsasas, and universities, many of which are still standing today. The University of Sankore was built during his time, and is still in existence. The quality of life in urban centers, such as Timbuktu, was vastly superior to other parts of the world at the time, largely due to the availability of work, and Musa’s control of the gold and salt trades.

When traveling throughout his kingdom on the way to Mecca in 1324, his procession included 60,000 people. Along the way, 12,000 of his followers carried four-pound gold bars, which he gave away to the poor everywhere he went. Unfortunately, this devalued the gold, especially in Cairo, Medina, and Mecca, and Musa subsequently borrowed as much gold as he could from money lenders in Cairo, even though it was loaned at a high interest rate.

As a result, he now controlled the price of gold for all of the Mediterranean. He also controlled more than half of the world’s salt supply. Between his gold and his salt, traders from as far away as Europe made annual trips to his kingdom from Venice, Granada, and Genoa, and this gave him the power to set prices as high he wanted.

In 1330, Mossi invaded Timbuktu, which Musa had annexed in 1325. He quickly recaptured the city, fortifying its boundary with a fort and a standing army. As a major seat for trade in the region, control of Timbuktu meant control of the flow of money. During his reign, Mali grew to have more than 400 bustling cities. Muslim scholars from abroad flocked to the University of Sankore to study, and Musa controlled everything from his massive palace in Timbuktu, which was constructed by architects imported from Andalusia in Spain. He also created one large system of government for most of the Western Sudan. Under his rule, the region was said to exist in “complete and general safety.”

Records of how Musa died vary greatly, so it’s unclear whether he died soon after returning from his pilgrimage to Mecca, or whether he continued to live for another ten years. His son, Mansa Maghan, became ruler in 1332, and his older brother, Mansa Suleyman, became ruler in 1336. Mansa Musa’s period of rule is recorded as 25 years, but whether his reign ended in 1332 because of his death, or his resignation, remains unclear. What is clear, is that for over two decades, one man almost single-handedly controlled a massively wealthy empire with multiple major trading ports.

Today, there aren’t any billionaires who could command 12,000 people to carry four-pound bricks of gold on an incredibly long walk. Or even billionaires who could affect the price of gold by simply being in charge. Mansa Musa was not only the wealthiest man to ever live, but arguably the most powerful. This may be a good part of the reason his story is skimmed over in most textbooks. That aside, Mansa Musa is a clear, and perhaps rare example, of a very wealthy individual who held at least an equal amount of power to go along with it.

President Zuma’s Bodyguard Killed

Zuma seen here with his bodyguard Sergeant N J Magwaza

Sergeant N J Magwaza, one of President Zuma’s bodyguards, who had reportedly been stationed at Nkandla, was shot dead at his house in the eNtumeni area in Eshowe, KwaZulu Natal.

One of President Jacob Zuma’s bodyguards was shot and killed in what the Hawks believe was a hit.

Hawks spokesperson Robert Netshiunda told reporters they are looking for several suspects as they believe the killer probably acted on an order or request from another person.

He said Sergeant N J Magwaza, who had been stationed at the president’s Nkandla homestead, was asleep in his rondawel in eNtumeni in Eshowe, KwaZulu-Natal when it was set alight.

A neighbour who saw the fire at around 01:00am Sunday morning called on other neighbours to help.

After Magwaza was removed from his burning house he called his family to tell them about his narrow escape, when the sound of gunshots reverberated through the night.

Netshiunda said the guard made every attempt to elude the danger but his lifeless body was eventually found underneath his car after the shots were heard.

eNtumeni is the same municipality in which one of Premier Senzo Mchunu’s bodyguards, Xolani Nkosi – had been shot and killed in July.

‘We cannot rule out and we can’t confirm if the two incidents are linked at this stage but we are investigating all angles,’ Ntshiunda told reporters.

He also said that the motive for the attack is not known at this stage.

The killer escaped with Magwaza’s service pistol.

“Some Africans are lazy fools only good at eating, lovemaking and Stealing” – Donald Trump

Once again, US business magnate Donald Trump has expressed his deep disgust for Africans by referring to them as lazy fools only good at eating, lovemaking and thuggery. Speaking in Indianapolis, Trump who is also the republican Presidential torch bearer reiterated his promise to deport Africans especially those of Kenyan origin including their son Barrack Obama.

“African Americans are very lazy. The best they can do is gallivanting around ghettoes, lamenting how they are discriminated. These are the people America doesn’t need. They are the enemies of progress. Look at African countries like Kenya for instance, those people are stealing from their own government and go to invest the money in foreign countries. From the government to opposition, they only qualify to be used as a case study whenever bad examples are required. How do you trust even those who have ran away to hide here at the United States hiding behind education? I hear they abuse me in their blogs but I don’t care because even the internet they are using is ours and we can decide to switch it off from this side. These are people who import everything including matchsticks. In my opinion, most of these African countries ought to be recolonized again for another 100 years because they know nothing about leadership and self governance” Explained Donald Trump bitterly as he illuminated how he plans to reconstruct America and restore its lost glory.

“I promise to make America great again by restoring our dignity that we have since lost through Obama. The more reason why I still believe that he, and his Kenyan brothers and sisters should be deported back to Kenya to make America safe”

Sources have indicated that Trump’s thrush did not augur well with the Carson Camp and they have since distanced themselves from Trump words.

The Top 20 most expensive Football Teams in the World

UEFA’s annual Benchmarking Report for financial year 2014 has revealed some staggering figures on the most expensive football teams in Europe. When the likes of Manchester City and Real Madrid meet, we have more than a billion worth of players playing. It’s indeed staggering.

20. Wolfsburg – €123m

 

Shocking: Meet the World’s most Flexible woman in Extreme Flexible Poses

Wow! These awesome photos show the world’s bendiest woman in extremely flexible and unbelievable shapes in her 2015 calendar.

Russian-born Zlata twists herself into the most extreme poses and the 28-year-old has been contorting since she was just four years old.

Shameful act: Wife Catches her 56 Year Old Husband Sleeping with 11 year Old Step Daughter

Someone sent this photo to us saying that the 56 year old man above was caught butt nakadey atop his stepdaughter who is 13 years old. They were pulled out of the room and stripped down unclothed by the man’s wife.

According to the source who claimed that the man confessed that both of them have been sleeping together for 2years now even further stating that she agreed mutually to engage in such underage cexual act. Man claimed he never forced her to sleep with him.
Though he was handed over to the police, more detail as it unfolds. But, meanwhile see full sided image of the man and his stepdaughter below.

A nine-year-old Schoolboy has become one of the World’s Youngest Grooms for the second time – marrying his 62-year-old wife again

A nine-year-old schoolboy has become one of the world’s youngest grooms for the second time – marrying his 62-year-old wife again.

Looking a little taller in last year’s silver tuxedo, baby faced Saneie Masilela clutched the hand of Helen Shabangu as they repeated their vows one year on.

The second marriage ceremony was this time held at the home of the blushing bride in Ximhungwe in Mpumalanga, South Africa, in front of around 100 guests.

Wide-eyed residents looked on as the married mother-of-five shared a piece of cake, a toast and even a kiss with her young groom Sanele – and long-term husband Alfred Shabangu, 66.

Last year the boy, from nearby Tshwane, tied the knot with bride Helen after claiming he had been told by his dead ancestors to wed.

Shockingly his family took the message from the heavens seriously and hurriedly forked out £500 for the bride and a further £1,000 for the big day.

But little Sanele -the youngest of five children – wouldn’t rest until the couple followed through with South African traditions insisting they have the second ceremony to make their marriage official.

Despite stunned villagers branding the act ‘sickening’ the boy’s family defended the union saying it was just a ritual and not legally binding.

Sanele’s 47-year-old mum, Patience Masilela said: ‘Sanele was fine and he was happy about the ceremony last year and it what he wanted – he was not shy.’

‘He was just happy to get married, very excited and was not embarrassed about it. So much so he wanted to do it again.

‘After the wedding last year people keep asking them question like will they live together, sleep together, have babies but I keep telling them that after the wedding everything went back to normal nothing changed.

‘Sanele moved to Venda not long after the wedding because he wanted to learn a new language, but they are very close.

‘I chose Helen because I love her and although we don’t live together all the time we meet at the dumping site where my mother works regularly.’

Old enough to be his grandmother, bride Helen, whose children are aged between 38 and 28, yesterday said she was still happy with the arrangement.

The recycling worker- who donned the same dress – said: ‘I’m very happy that the boy chose me and my family support and understand that it is part of making ancestors happy.

‘One day Sanele would grow normally and have family of his own and get married one day, all this ceremony is for making ancestors happy. We are playing.’

Sanele and his bride did not sign a marriage certificate and do not have to live together.

Both have gone back to their normal lives.

Helen’s husband of 30 years and builder Alfred, attended both wedding ceremonies along with the couples five children.

The 67-year-old added: ‘My kids and I are happy because we don’t have a problem with her marrying the boy – and I don’t care what other people say.’

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