The man who was Caught Firing a Goat,Commits Suicide

In an incident which has left many villagers and school teachers shocked in Mopani district, a 29 year old Malawi Businessman man was caught firing a neighbour’s goat adjacent to a local school gate on Monday morning.

Sources close to the incident revealed that the man is married and of late his business was going through a tough patch after his shop was ransacked by thieves.

“He was caught in broad daylight bonking the unfortunate animal in a bizarre ritual he was advised by a sangoma would boost his business.”

“However he seems to have not followed instructions as he appeared to be stuck and could not detach himself from the goat till he was discovered in the early hours of today.”

“He was only able to get off the goat after a sangoma came and performed a ritual.The sangoma shouted at him for not following instructions.The man just ran off and minutes later gunshots were heard and he was dead,” said a Villager who spoke on condition of anonymity.

At the Time of publication,funeral arrangements are yet to be announced.

 

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