Little Johnny Joke: Pastor’s Crazy Prayer

Little Johnny’s pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Little Johnny: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Little Johnny: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Little Johnny: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: (no reply)

Little Johnny: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

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